Bartleby Brings True to Jail (Fanfic)

Author: Miyoko Yakoot
I’m very sorry True, 💗 I tried to blow up your house with cupcakes on your birthday. I admit, I was jelly of your relationship with your house. Please forgive me. I just wanted this to be your special day. I know you have to pay for a new mushroom house since you don’t have a decent job and need money. I’m sorry we are living in a cave full of yetis singing and dancing to gacha cliche songs. I’m very sorry, and to show my effort, I posted on YouTube a new gacha video. It’s an animated gacha club thingy of “All the Kids are Depressed.” WITH YOU IN IT! We all love gacha clinche songs, don’t we? I’m very sorry True, please forgive me. And it’s also not my fault you don’t have a decent job. Your job is just causing problems and solving them without getting paid. And for a favor honey, I’m paying Grizelda. I know Grizelda sued you in the Rainbow court because she thought you made me tell her to bake a cake on your birthday to bring out her flaws. And I’m also very sorry for saying Grizelda and Zee are a perfect- STOP BARTLEBY- True I’m sorry anyways. Plus did you hear? Zee sued you too for not returning the wishes. Wishes cost a lot, and you just take them and keep them in your wishpack. Plus, the rainbow king ordered the RBI to put you in jail for being a criminal and stealing Zee’s wishes. Bye True!

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💖-Bartleby