Grizelda Dabs (Fanfic)

Author: Miyoko Yakoot
It was another pretty day in the rainbow kingdom! And Grizelda had just got a new app on her phone! GO GURL!

It was called Facebook (I'm not a expert on Facebook so I might make mitakes)

"Oh no! True has 500000000000000000000000 million followers! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I wish I was a Mary Sue! Grizelda cried out.

"Don't worry! I am Bingo Bango, the hacker. I will teach you how to Photoshop your picture to appear beautiful."

"AAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE????"

"You're door was open."

"No."

"Yes".

"No."

"Yes".

"No."

"Yes".

"No."

"Yes".

"UGGGH NEVRMIND!" cried out Grizelda. "The point here is that True gets everything! See that out-of date picture of True dabbing has 100000000000000000000000000000000 likes!"

"Oh poor Grizelda. You know what? Post a picture of your self dabbing." advised Bingo Bango.

"NO! EEEEEEEW! Dabs are so 5 years ago. Now people like the Renegade and stuff like that." shouted Grizelda in disgust.

"Do you want followers?" asked Bingo Bango.

"Well, yeah."

"Then just do it."

Shaking, Grizelda grabbed her phone then flawlessly dabbed.

The next day

Grizelda's phone rang with messages. Half-asleep, Grizelda grabbed her phone and checked it. Her post was getting attention! But... 10958486876586945890304 comments? 25 likes?"

Grizelda was at doom.