True's Boogers (Fanfic)

Author: Dyann the First
Once upon a time there was a beauty contest in the Rainbow Kingdom.

True: I'm gonna be sooooooooo pretty!

Grizelda: Like ya, you're just garbage.

True Hey watch it!

But as soon as True stepped on the stage, and smiled her big boogery smile....

BOOGER AVALANCHE

Boogers streamed down her nose. The crowd was screaming but True thought it was just because they really liked her. But then she noticed Grizelda meanly laughing.

True: Why is everyone acting so weird Zee?

Zee: Good thing I'm in the front row to give you advice! Look at your boogers.

True: Huh? AAAAAAA!

She ran to the back of the red curtains and hid and did Drama Queen things. Then she heard extreme laughter. She knew it was the booger cake.

Then she saw a boy with blue hair and sunglasses... Her crush Truth.

True: Truth hi.

Truth: Er, um sorry about that. I didn't know booger cakes had an effect on that.

True noticed that Truth's nose was also very runny. He stopped her and handed her a box of Kleenex.

Truth: Booger cake lasts forever, so you might as well frequently wipe your nose, meaning you have to buy a lifetime supply of Kleenex.

Just as True wiped her nose with 10 tissues, True heard a noise..

"GRIZELDA GRIZELDA GRIZ GRIZ GRIZELDA!" the crowd was shouting in glee about Grizelda.

Grizelda: Yes yes. Keep the praise coming. Yes queen go gurl!

True was sad to hear this and knew with her boogers she would never be a match for Grizelda,