Grizelda is Depressed (Fanfic)

Author: Miyoko Yakoot
"Just another one about cringe in a nutshell" Grizelda was walking along a path of the rainbow kingdom. It was filled with litter, like Fishy Poof Cracker packages, Rainbow Trash Litter, Litter the Land, and Rainbow Litter. Grizelda almost had enough until she saw black cat. She decided to name him Bartleby.

One day, True failed on one of her hero mission.

"TRUE IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL HEY TRUE STOP LISTENING TO SHAYTAN GET BACK ON TRACK!"

The rainbow king scolded her.

As Shaytan whispered (waswas) to True, she knew she needed  a sidekick. So she went outside, and found a fluffy, white dog. He wasn't the prettiest. But he'll do.

But he wouldn't do.

So using her secret spying skills, True sneaked into Grizelda's home, stealing her cat and replacing it with the bad white dog.

"YEEET! YEET! Epic yeet complation!" cried True. Grizelda was too dumb to not hear her, even though True's voice was echoing in Grizelda's castle.

Then, day after day, True made more problems everyday and solved them with her trusty cat, Bartleby. On day, Grizelda wanted to be the hero.

"It's not fair! True has a tacky cat? What do I have? A crappy dog! EEEW! True lives in a mushroom! I only have a HUGE HUGE castle! NO! UNFAIR!"

So Grizelda set out to be a hero and said: "I wish I was a Mary Sue," as she often said.

She wore tight Miraculous Ladybug clothes. "YASS QUEEN! Miraculous isn't a good show and so is True!"

But then..

True was in front of her.True had her hair cut short like a boys, but was hid by the hood of her vanta-black hoodie. She had chips in the front pocket and crumbs on her face were her face wasn't in shadow, looking down. She wore black sweatpants and was starting to get sweaty. True also wore a dark watch and black thick boots.

"Eew, tacky boots!" said Grizelda to True.

"Nay. I shan't have lame boots." True said.

"Thus you shall," Grizelda replied. "Thee boots tacky."

"No I shan't thus thee. For it is you whom have stupid lame boots." replied True quite savagely. Grizelda was very offended. She wasn't even wearing boots! How could True say that!"

But with a blink of an eye, True used her new powers to zap Grizelda some Gucci shoes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO MY SHOES! I GOT THEM FROM THE DOLLAR STORE! NOOOOOOO" Grizelda screamed in agony.

"There is only one hero around, and it is me." True said.

After that, True left.

Grizelda sank and drowned in despair, became utterly, oh, so depressed, more depressed than anyone ever was. How could True, replace her shoes with 100000000000000000000000000000000000$ Gucci shoes? Oh no. Poor Grizelda.

Moral: Never wear black hoodies because you will be evil.