True dies (fanfiction)

True: Oh Bartleby my Family Tree results are here!

Bartleby: Yay! Let´s see it.

True: Wait WHY IS DADDY PIG MY UNCLE? PEPPA PIG IS MY COUSIN?!

Bartleby: EWwwwww your Mom was a pig and your dad a human?

True: Oh shit

Molly: True you are a dishonour to this world go die

True: OK

True: *jumps off a cliff*

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